ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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