We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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