I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i out mim tonsoeep
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