remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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