I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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