Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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