what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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