what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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