So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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