Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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