Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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