am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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