i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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