Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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