Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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