There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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