I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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