Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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