Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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