he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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