u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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