New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
