I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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