Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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