no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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