You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
