people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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