haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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