Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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