I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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