I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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