found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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