thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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