He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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