I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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