wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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