On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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