I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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