why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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