So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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