we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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