is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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