Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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