I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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