I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I puked a lego.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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