I want to stick my p in your. b.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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