Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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