But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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