I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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