xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
